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ask_whydunit1. I await your regret of those words once you’re sober again and nursing the impending hangover along with whatever injuries you sustain with such tomfoolery.
2. Sleazy, drunk mage pickup lines will never cease to make me want to refuse all future invitations to social functions and promptly walk into a bog.
3. You would be surprised what they think are believable excuses for their homework being late.
4. Where. Is. My. Car. I let you borrow it on two conditions. That it be returned by this morning, and that it was in one piece. You couldn’t even meet condition one?
5. I apologize for spending several hours info-dumping on BOTW, but to be fair you pointed out my playtime on the switch after I was already drunk.
6. Missfire/Bring your own
(ooc: Cross-canon and assumed cr are welcome!)
2. Sleazy, drunk mage pickup lines will never cease to make me want to refuse all future invitations to social functions and promptly walk into a bog.
3. You would be surprised what they think are believable excuses for their homework being late.
4. Where. Is. My. Car. I let you borrow it on two conditions. That it be returned by this morning, and that it was in one piece. You couldn’t even meet condition one?
5. I apologize for spending several hours info-dumping on BOTW, but to be fair you pointed out my playtime on the switch after I was already drunk.
6. Missfire/Bring your own
(ooc: Cross-canon and assumed cr are welcome!)
